Lobsters: one of life's most villainous creatures. Edit
Lobsters are literally the anti-christ, no.. their literally worst than Satan himself. Their mission in life is to slaughter the innocent and enslave crustacean-kind. We as humans must end their race before they end ours.
Ways To Slaughter This Beast Edit
- Try to trap the beast into a boiling pot of water. If you can run that fast.
- Machine guns or throwing knives.
- Butter. Its like vampires and garlic, they can't stand that shit.
- Talk good hard sense into the monster. Say stuff like "No bad lobster it is not nice to pinch me." or "No killing the innocent is bad, I don't care what Jimmy's mom allows him to do. I am not Jimmy's mom, my house my rules."